THOR: CHRIS HEMSWORTH TALKS ABOUT THE SEQUEL

When the cast of The Avengers gathered at the Four Seasons Beverly Hills on Thursday for a post-premiere press conference, director Joss Whedon was completely unaware that his star, Robert Downey Jr., would spill the beans on a hidden scene being shot that night in the Los Angeles area. Whedon himself denied it, but when Hollywood.com met up with Chris Hemsworth later in the afternoon, the actor's awkward giggles made it pretty clear that Downey had majorly screwed up. "I cannot comment, on the grounds that it might incriminate me in some way," he said with a smile. "I looked across to [Producer Kevin Feige] when [Downey] said that, and there was that half smile, half 'What are you doing?' sort of look that he gave him. I'm happy to not have said it."

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO IN PREGNANT POSE

Ugh, guys, it happened again. No, Lindsay Lohan hasn't gone to jail, Mel Gibson hasn't gone on some half-mad rampage, and Ryan Seacrest hasn't closed a deal to produce yet another cable reality show. No, some silly starlet has gone and posed in the "Demi." You know the pose — the naked pregnant pose with the arms over the breast and the hand blocking the crotch that Demi Moore and Annie Leibovitz made famous on the cover of Vanity Fair in 1991. Yes, we all know it. Now everyone needs to stop copying it forever!

The latest offender is model and Victoria Secret "angel" Alessandra Ambrosio, who posted this photo on Facebook of her in the offending position. First of all, damn, that is one tiny baby bump. Secondly, this is about the hackiest, most trite, over-used pose that a pregnant woman could think of. Just stop. As evidenced by its ability to bear children, the human body is a many-splendored thing. There must be some other configuration of body and limbs and light and diaphanous curtains that you could employ to show off the body and the bump without having to resort to something that's copied more than a bootleg version of The Hunger Games at a Chinatown DVD factory.